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Published:November 13th, 2014 11:10 EST

Dude Walks Into ER With Stake in His Head

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A man walked into an emergency room in Poland with a 15-inch piece of wood sticking out of his head.

Kamil Podwinski was doing some home improvements at his house in Konin when he somehow slipped and fell onto a sharp slice of lumber, Central European News reports.


The spear-like chunk of wood entered the 40-year-old`s face just below his eye socket and exited through the back of his neck."

New York Post

Let`s not add insult to injury by cracking any dumb Polack jokes ...

This man`s intelligence may be suspect, but his courage and presence of mind in being able to walk into an emergency room with a 15-inch piece of wood sticking out of his head is remarkable.

If I were impaled in a similar manner, I would crap my pants, babble incoherently, and scream like a schoolgirl before finally passing out.

The doctors successfully removed the spike, and the hapless man is now recovering.

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