November 13th, 2014 11:10 EST
Dude Walks Into ER With Stake in His Head
"A man walked into an emergency room in Poland with a 15-inch piece of wood sticking out of his head.
Kamil Podwinski was doing some home improvements at his house in Konin when he somehow slipped and fell onto a sharp slice of lumber, Central European News reports.
The spear-like chunk of wood entered the 40-year-old`s face just below his eye socket and exited through the back of his neck."
New York Post
Let`s not add insult to injury by cracking any dumb Polack jokes ...
This man`s intelligence may be suspect, but his courage and presence of mind in being able to walk into an emergency room with a 15-inch piece of wood sticking out of his head is remarkable.
If I were impaled in a similar manner, I would crap my pants, babble incoherently, and scream like a schoolgirl before finally passing out.
The doctors successfully removed the spike, and the hapless man is now recovering.
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