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Published:November 14th, 2014 12:00 EST

Polish Woman, 91, Wakes in Morgue After Being Declared Dead

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A 91-year-old Polish woman who spent 11 hours in cold storage in a morgue after being declared dead has returned to her family, complaining of feeling cold.


Officials say Janina Kolkiewicz was declared dead after an examination by the family doctor.

However, morgue staff were astonished to notice movement in her body bag while it was in storage. The police have launched an investigation."


The elderly woman didn`t suffer any side-effects from her strange and horrifying ordeal, although she did complain that she felt cold. But the old broad quickly warmed up with a bowl of soup and two pancakes.

Kolkiewicz has been to hell and back in a minivan and lived to tell the tale, she deserves warm soup and hot pancakes every day for the rest of her life.

The old lady has late-stage dementia; she doesn`t have a clue that she barely escaped the clutches of the Grim Reaper.

I wish Kolkiewicz a very warm holiday season.

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