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Published:November 19th, 2014 11:33 EST

Sultry Stripper Strikes Skull of Sassy Stripper with Stiletto

By Robert Paul Reyes


"Police last night arrested a South Carolina stripper in connection with a brutal stiletto assault that left a female coworker with puncture wounds in her head. "


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The stripper, Carolyn Wright, is one of the most beautiful women in the world. I know stripping can take a toll on a woman and render her looking like a crackhead having a bad hair day, but check out her mug shot for yourself.

Strippers usually take off everything include their thongs, but they`d be well-advised to keep their stiletto heels on, they can serve as a handy weapon to fend  off unruly customers.

God only knows what these foolish strippers were fighting about, but I hope the victim recuperates from her injury, and I hope Wright finds success in a more legitimate line of work.

Wright was charged with felony assault and ordered held in lieu of $5,000 bail.

Mug shot of gorgeous stripper:

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