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Published:December 10th, 2014 10:30 EST

Furry Fandom Causes Mika Brzezinski to Panic! Furries the Epitome of Evil! Video!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"There comes a time in everyone`s life when they find out what a  `furry` is. For Mika Brzezinski, that time was during her Morning Joe segment Monday.


The realization occurred while Brzezinski was reading the teleprompter feed regarding a chlorine gas incident that forced an evacuation. The Huffington Post says Brzezinski came across the unfamiliar term, pausing awkwardly and eventually asking: Did I get that wrong?

Equally as confused, co-host Joe Scarborough chimes in and asks, `What`s a furry?` While a graphic remains on screen, viewers can hear a muffled exchange between the puzzled anchors and informed producers."

Cue the hysterics.


I know what a furry is, but I`m a cynical blogger who dives in the dark side of the Web to chronicle the human condition.

If you don`t know what a furry is, for God`s sake, stop reading immediately! Trust me, you don`t want to know!

To paraphrase Wikipedia, the furry fandom is a sick and twisted subculture interested in fictional anthropomorphic animal characters with human personalities and characteristics. These deviants dress up as fictional furry animals, attend conventions, and some even engage in sex orgies while dressed up as furry creatures.

Forget Putin`s shenanigans, Iran threatening Israel with obliteration or the Ebola pandemic, the Furry phenomenon is the ultimate sign that we are living in the last days. The Rapture is nigh!

The Antichrist won`t be unveiled at a Satanic Mass or a Miley Cyrus concert, he will reveal himself to the world at a Furries convention.

No wonder Mika Brzezinski ran out of the studio in terror when she found out the meaning of "furries."

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