December 10th, 2014 10:56 EST
'South Park' Holiday Special Will Skewer Bill Cosby, Taylor Swift, Iggy Azalea & other Celebs!
"So we all knew South Park`s holiday episode -- The Washington Redskins` Go F-ck Yourself Holiday Special -- was never going to be nice to celebrities.
But if this preview for the episode -- which features Taylor Swift sitting on a couch with Billy Cosby (who`s holding a glass of wine) and hologram Michael Jackson making his debut in Peter Pan Live! -- is any indication, well, it`s safe to say none of the A-listers are going to be thrilled come Thursday morning.
Iggy Azalea, Miley Cyrus, and U2 also probably want to skip out on watching. As for the rest of us..."
South Park doesn`t pull any punches; they skewer sacred cows of all political persuasions. The South Park finale will probably devote only a minute to roasting Bill Cosby, but it will be the most intense grilling the disgraced comic has suffered at the hands of the media.
Taylor Swift sitting on a couch with Bill Cosby holding a glass of wine: Perfect! Taylor Swift, 24, is like most of Cosby`s rape victims: Young, beautiful and white. Of course if the reprobate comic even looked at Swift sideways, she would knock him out and then write a hit single chronicling his rapist history.
Iggy Azalea is anathema to the rap world, and the skit featuring her will most likely depict Snoop Dogg, Eminem, and every other rapper calling her the C-word, the B-word and the P-word (Poseur).
Merry Christmas Bill Cosby, you freaking scumbag.
The finale will show on Comedy Central this Wednesday, December 11 at 10 p.m. EST.