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Published:December 26th, 2014 11:28 EST

Moron Fled Police in Kayak Without a Paddle

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Good Samaritan on a kayak helped sheriff`s deputies catch a suspected mail thief who had stolen a kayak but forgot to grab a paddle and was trying to flee across water by paddling with his hands, the King County Sheriff`s Office said."



Talk about being up sh** creek without a paddle  ...

I believe mail theft is a federal crime; this jackass may do serious time behind bars for stealing mail.

This moron`s elevator definitely doesn`t go to the top floor; in fact I think it`s stuck in the basement. If you`re going to steal a kayak in a desperate attempt to elude the police, it behooves you to grab a paddle.

The oxygen thief, whose name wasn`t released by the police, didn`t need much convincing to give up; he realized he was a dead duck in the water.

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