January 1st, 2015 12:03 EST
Outrage: White Castle to Sell Vegetarian Sliders! End of the World is Nigh!
"The fast food chain, notorious for its beef sliders, put a veggie burger on its menu Tuesday.
The burger joint was made famous by the 2004 flick Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, which follows two stoners on a trip to White Castle when they get the munchies. So it hasn`t traditionally been a haven for the health conscious."
The veggie slider is chock full of vegetables like carrots, zucchini, peas, spinach and broccoli that are anathema to stoners and fast food customers.
The stoner ambience at a White Castle fast food joint will be ruined by health nuts nibbling at their veggie sliders -- what an abomination!
In a futile bid to appeal to vegetarians and vegans, White Castle is alienating its core clientele of stoners and meat lovers.
A regular customer of White Castle will order a veggie slider only to serve as a coaster for his Coke.
What an ominous start to the New Year, what other signs of the Apocalypse can we expect: Dead birds falling from the sky, dead fish washing ashore, an Ebola outbreak?