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Published:January 7th, 2015 13:55 EST

Meth Suspect Arrested at Kmart Wearing 'I have drugs' T-shirt

By Robert Paul Reyes

John Balmer, 50, was arrested and charged with possession of meth at a Kmart while wearing a T-shirt with the message: WHO NEEDS DRUGS Seriously I have drugs.


I don`t know if this tawdry incident best illustrates irony, stupidity or your brains on drugs.

But one thing is crystal clear: Balmer is the epitome of white trash.

If you shop at Kmart, dressed in a stupid T-shirt, with meth in your possession you are white trash personified.

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