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Published:January 8th, 2015 08:43 EST
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Baby Born With Two Front Teeth

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Alyssa Bailey was born three days after Christmas with a little something extra -- two bottom front teeth.

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The doctors and nurses who delivered her were quite taken with this dental surprise, said the baby`s mom, Jaklina Bailey."  

ABC News

All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth!

I`m not superstitious or Catholic, but if my baby were born with chompers I would make the sign of the cross and baptize the little devil in holy water.

Needless to say the mother isn`t going to breastfeed the little monster, although she is going to feed her formula, not steak.

Babies born with teeth with aren`t quite as rare as you might think; there are many videos on YouTube depicting these freaks.

The Apocalypse is nigh!

In all seriousness, congratulations to the parents of this lovely baby girl.

Read More:

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/newborns-smile-rare/story?id=28055744

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