January 8th, 2015 09:43 EST
Baby Born With Two Front Teeth
"Alyssa Bailey was born three days after Christmas with a little something extra -- two bottom front teeth.
The doctors and nurses who delivered her were quite taken with this dental surprise, said the baby`s mom, Jaklina Bailey."
All I want for Christmas
is my two front teeth,
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth!
I`m not superstitious or Catholic, but if my baby were born with chompers I would make the sign of the cross and baptize the little devil in holy water.
Needless to say the mother isn`t going to breastfeed the little monster, although she is going to feed her formula, not steak.
Babies born with teeth with aren`t quite as rare as you might think; there are many videos on YouTube depicting these freaks.
The Apocalypse is nigh!
In all seriousness, congratulations to the parents of this lovely baby girl.