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Published:January 13th, 2015 16:16 EST

Woman Drunk on Vanilla Extract Charged With DUI

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A woman was arrested in Western New York after police say she was behind the wheel - drunk on vanilla extract.

Police say Carolyn Kesel of Seneca Falls was driving erratically in the parking lot of a Wal-Mart in Macedon in Wayne County.

Police say she was drinking vanilla extract that contained 41 percent alcohol. That`s similar to the alcohol content of vodka and gin."


ABC News 7

If you are arrested for being drunk on vanilla extract at a Walmart parking lot, you are white trash.

Kesel has a previous conviction for driving while intoxicated; I wonder what got her into trouble that time, cough syrup?

Vanilla extract is 41 percent alcohol; it won`t be long before we are carded when we try to buy vanilla extract.

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