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Published:January 15th, 2015 09:31 EST

UFO Pilot Flying Under the Influence? Video!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Traffic police may want to breathalyse a little green man from Betelgeuse after a UFO was filmed flying erratically over Tyneside.


Worse still, the extraterrestrial seemed to be flashing his hazard lights, and had no idea where he was going.

Chronicle Live reports that Craig Lowther, 43, was walking his dog when he saw the alleged alien craft."


I have the following observations after reading this UFO article:

When I walk my pooch, I never look up at the sky, I`m too busy looking out for my neighbors, making sure they don`t see her crapping on their lawns, or barking at their cats.

Why is it that videos and photographs purporting to capture Bigfoot, UFO`s or the Loch Ness Monster are always blurry? Just once I would love to see a video on YouTube with a sharp image of an alien spacecraft that can`t be mistaken for a cloud or fog.

Why do UFO`s have a penchant for hovering over small villages and one-traffic stop towns? Why the hell doesn`t a Mothership land on the White House lawn?

Just saying  ...

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