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Published:February 1st, 2015 10:46 EST
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Trucker Pulls Tooth, Creates Monster Traffic Jam

By Robert Paul Reyes

An Alabama man flipped his tractor trailer after he took his hands from the wheel to pull a loose tooth from his mouth, causing a traffic jam and closure of parts of an interstate for hours, police say. "

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I wouldn`t let a dentist pull a tooth unless I inhaled enough laughing gas to knock me out. The last time I had a tooth pulled, I made the dentist write me a prescription for Vicodin.  

I would never in a million years consider pulling a loose tooth, especially if I was behind the wheel. That`s just redneck tomfoolery to the max!

The truck driver wasn`t seriously hurt, but he caused the Mother of all Traffic Jams. In a perfect world he would have died, and come to in a dentist`s chair in hell with a demon pulling out all of his teeth.

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