"A California man locked up in an Oregon jail holding cell was caught on camera punching himself in the face in a desperate attempt to blame police for his injuries and get out of trouble.
Instead, 33-year-old Aleksander Robin Tomaszewski ended up with two black eyes and slapped with charges of attempted coercion and filing a false report stemming from the January 9 incident. The Clear Lake, Calif., man, in custody during a sex abuse investigation, claimed Lane County Sheriff`s Office detectives battered him during an interview."
The New York Daily News
Tomaszewski has earned a place of honor in the Dumb Criminals Hall of Shame, his stupidity is epic. The moron should have realized that there would be a surveillance camera in the holding cell.
If this criminal had been black, and had there been no surveillance camera in the holding cell, the Rev. Al Sharpton would be protesting outside the Oregon jail right now, and President Obama would have released a statement saying that if he had a son he would have looked just like the Oregonian victim of police brutality.
Tomaszewski pleaded guilty to attempted coercion and filing a false report in connection with the incident
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