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Published:February 22nd, 2015 11:57 EST

APB for Queen Elsa Over Winter Storm! Burn the Frozen Witch!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Elsa, the icy heiress to the Arendelle throne, is wanted in Harlan, Ky., where police officers are fed up with wintry weather.


`All points bulletin!!! HPD has issued an arrest warrant for Queen Elsa of Arendelle,` the Harlan City Police Department wrote Wednesday on Facebook. Suspect is a blonde female last seen wearing a long blue dress and is known to burst into song `Let it Go!` As you can see by the weather she is very dangerous. Do not attempt to apprehend her alone."


The Ice Witch should be arrested not only for the wintry weather she has unleashed, but for infecting our brains with " Let it Go", I can`t get that infernal tune out of my mind.

It`s just as frigid in Virginia as it is in Kentucky, the governor should issue a proclamation ordering every Elsa plastic doll to be thrown into a fireplace to appease the weather gods.

Little girls might be psychologically damaged for life, but screw them, I`m tired of all this damn snow.

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