February 23rd, 2015 14:55 EST
Bathroom Explodes With Man Inside
"A man who was thrown out of a Rhode Island bathroom by an explosion was able to walk away with only a bruised knee.
Jeffery Oppenheim said he was visiting friend Andrew Pessin in Providence on Sunday when an explosion threw him out of the home`s bathroom.
The cause of the explosion was unclear Monday."
If a bathroom explodes after Kim Kardashian takes a dump, the cause of the explosion would be quite clear: Kardashian`s humongous rear end. Kardashian may have failed in her attempt to break the Internet, but I bet her huge ass has broken quite a few toilets.
In this case the authorities are baffled; they simply have no clue as to what caused the explosion. I know one thing, if I invite a friend to my home and my bathroom explodes after he uses it, it will be a cold day in hell before I invite him again.
The victim only suffered only a bruised knee, but he must be terrified of farting for fear it will cause an explosion.
Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/02/23/Explosion-throws-man-out-of-bathroom/8301424715522/#ixzz3SbDP0kWM