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Published:February 23rd, 2015 15:55 EST

Bathroom Explodes With Man Inside

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A man who was thrown out of a Rhode Island bathroom by an explosion was able to walk away with only a bruised knee.

Jeffery Oppenheim said he was visiting friend Andrew Pessin in Providence on Sunday when an explosion threw him out of the home`s bathroom.

The cause of the explosion was unclear Monday."


If a bathroom explodes after Kim Kardashian takes a dump, the cause of the explosion would be quite clear: Kardashian`s humongous rear end. Kardashian may have failed in her attempt to break the Internet, but I bet her huge ass has broken quite a few toilets.

In this case the authorities are baffled; they simply have no clue as to what caused the explosion. I know one thing, if I invite a friend to my home and my bathroom explodes after he uses it, it will be a cold day in hell before I invite him again.

The victim only suffered only a bruised knee, but he must be terrified of farting for fear it will cause an explosion.

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