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Published:March 12th, 2015 10:17 EST

Giant Alligator Straight Outta Hell Terrorizes Myakka Pines Golf Course

By Robert Paul Reyes

"There are hundreds of alligators living in the lush swamps surrounding the Myakka Pines Golf Club in Englewood, Florida " but few have gained as much attention as the very large gator who became a hazard on the seventh green last week."


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There was a horrifying sight on the Myakka Pines Golf course in Florida, and it wasn`t Tiger Woods humping the 19th hole or John Daly rocking a garish outfit, it was a gigantic alligator straight outta hell.

This humongous gator gives a new meaning to the term "hazard" on the golf course; this monster could eat a dozen of Tiger Woods` bimbo girlfriends, and still have room for desert.

If you`re planning on playing golf at the Myakka Pines Golf Club don`t forget your  golf clubs, sunglasses, and most importantly your sawed-off shotgun.

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