Contact theSOPAbout theSOPSupport theSOPWritersEditorsManaging Editors
theSOP logo
Published:March 25th, 2015 12:35 EST

Michelle Obama's 'Bald Appearance' on Jeopardy Scares Bejesus Out of Viewers

By Robert Paul Reyes

"An appearance by Michelle Obama on Jeopardy! had fans on Twitter scratching their heads, wondering whether Michelle Obama was sporting a new, hairless look on hers.


The first lady popped up on the long-running quiz show on Tuesday to promote her Let`s Move! anti-childhood obesity initiative.

In one clue, FLOTUS talked about rinsing canned vegetables to reduce sodium and how much Vitamin A could be found in sweet potatoes. But what many on social media up in arms appeared to not be nutrition, but an apparent lack of follicles."


I know that when you remark on a black woman`s hair you`re playing with fire, but what the hell I enjoy the heat.

Six years in the White House have taken a physical toll on President Obama, his hair is more gray than black. But has the stress of being First Lady taken a toll on Michelle Obama, in a recent appearance on "Jeopardy" she looked freaking bald!

Why in God`s holy name does Michelle Obama`s head look like a bowling ball? Is her hair pulled back in a ponytail? If that`s the case that would be almost as disturbing as Michelle going bald, she`s too freaking old to don a ponytail!

I`m not going to blame the camera angle or lighting for Michelle`s freakish appearance, damn Michelle to hell for scaring the Bejesus out of the American public.

Michelle was providing the clues for the category "Healthy Cooking with Michelle Obama."  The First Lady`s horrifying look is nothing short of karma, this is her punishment for trying to shove carrots down our collective throat.

Photo Credit: Wikipedia