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Published:March 26th, 2015 09:30 EST
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Bacon Rage: Woman Shoots Up Drive-thru Window Over Missing Bacon

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A jury today found a Michigan woman guilty of firing a shot into a McDonald`s drive-thru window after employees failed to put bacon on a cheeseburger she ordered.

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Shaneka Monique Torres, 30, was convicted of a felony firearms charge after only an hour of deliberations by the panel. Torres, seen at right, faces a minimum of two years in state prison when she is sentenced next month."

The Smoking Gun

I love me some bacon, and if I discovered that a McDonald`s drive-thru employee had failed to put bacon in my bacon cheeseburger, I wouldn`t just drive away. We`re not talking about a missing condiment, we`re talking about delicious bacon.

I would demand that my burger be piled high with bacon, but I wouldn`t fire a shot into the drive-thru window in rage and frustration.

Shaneka is going to have a tough time behind bars; I doubt she`ll eat a single bacon cheeseburger during her two year sentence. But she`ll find something to claim about: Yo, there ain`t no mustard in my bologna sandwich!

Check out Shaneka`s blond hairdo in her mug shot, she should also have been charged with a misdemeanor for appropriating white culture:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/mcdonalds/mcdonalds-bacon-rage-shooting-conviction-897031

Photo Credit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

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