March 26th, 2015 09:30 EST
Bacon Rage: Woman Shoots Up Drive-thru Window Over Missing Bacon
"A jury today found a Michigan woman guilty of firing a shot into a McDonald`s drive-thru window after employees failed to put bacon on a cheeseburger she ordered.
Shaneka Monique Torres, 30, was convicted of a felony firearms charge after only an hour of deliberations by the panel. Torres, seen at right, faces a minimum of two years in state prison when she is sentenced next month."
The Smoking Gun
I love me some bacon, and if I discovered that a McDonald`s drive-thru employee had failed to put bacon in my bacon cheeseburger, I wouldn`t just drive away. We`re not talking about a missing condiment, we`re talking about delicious bacon.
I would demand that my burger be piled high with bacon, but I wouldn`t fire a shot into the drive-thru window in rage and frustration.
Shaneka is going to have a tough time behind bars; I doubt she`ll eat a single bacon cheeseburger during her two year sentence. But she`ll find something to claim about: Yo, there ain`t no mustard in my bologna sandwich!
Check out Shaneka`s blond hairdo in her mug shot, she should also have been charged with a misdemeanor for appropriating white culture: