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Published:March 26th, 2015 11:13 EST

Obese Armed Robber Steals Cash and Pizzas From a Domino's Pizzeria

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A larger-than-life robber waving a gun across his hefty frame burst into a Domino`s pizzeria in a quiet Long Island village with an appetite for more than cash, victims said.


The man, believed to weigh at least 350 pounds, robbed the store in Sayville on Tuesday afternoon and demanded an employee serve him two pizzas before he left, Domino`s district manager Robert Warren told CBS2`s Jennifer McLogan in this exclusive report.

The robber is described as white and 5 feet 8 inches to 5 feet 9 inches tall. He was wearing a mask."

CBS News

If you are only 5 feet 8 inches tall, and you weigh 350 pounds you are an oxygen thief and a calorie thief, and even if you aren`t an armed robber the world is better off without you in it.

I wonder if obtaining free pizzas was the fat tub of lard`s real goal, and demanding the money from the cash register was just an afterthought?

It shouldn`t be too difficult for the cops to track down this obese criminal, he probably left a trail of pizza crumbs leading right to his home.

This fat robber got away with the dough, but I hope he chokes on his pizza.

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