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Published:March 26th, 2015 10:13 EST
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Obese Armed Robber Steals Cash and Pizzas From a Domino's Pizzeria

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A larger-than-life robber waving a gun across his hefty frame burst into a Domino`s pizzeria in a quiet Long Island village with an appetite for more than cash, victims said.

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The man, believed to weigh at least 350 pounds, robbed the store in Sayville on Tuesday afternoon and demanded an employee serve him two pizzas before he left, Domino`s district manager Robert Warren told CBS2`s Jennifer McLogan in this exclusive report.

The robber is described as white and 5 feet 8 inches to 5 feet 9 inches tall. He was wearing a mask."

CBS News

If you are only 5 feet 8 inches tall, and you weigh 350 pounds you are an oxygen thief and a calorie thief, and even if you aren`t an armed robber the world is better off without you in it.

I wonder if obtaining free pizzas was the fat tub of lard`s real goal, and demanding the money from the cash register was just an afterthought?

It shouldn`t be too difficult for the cops to track down this obese criminal, he probably left a trail of pizza crumbs leading right to his home.

This fat robber got away with the dough, but I hope he chokes on his pizza.

Read More:

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2015/03/25/cbs2-exclusive-cops-hunt-for-hefty-robber-who-stole-cash-then-pizzas-from-long-island-dominos/

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