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Published:March 26th, 2015 09:48 EST
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Stripper Attacks Female Coworker Wtih Plastic High-heeled Shoe

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A South Carolina stripper has pleaded guilty to assaulting a female coworker with a clear plastic high-heeled shoe that left the victim with puncture wounds in her scalp, court records show.

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Carolynn Wright, 22, copped Monday to a misdemeanor assault and battery charge stemming from the stiletto attack last November at Chez Joey, a Myrtle Beach gentlemen`s club."

The Smoking Gun

You might think a stiletto heel is an unusual weapon, but what else is a stripper going to use, it`s either her shoes or her thong used as a sling shot.

Why are strip clubs called "gentlemen`s clubs" when there isn`t a single gentlemen to be found in the entire establishment. The owner is usually connected to the mob, the bouncer is a brute who quit school after the 6th grade, and the customers are losers who objectify women.

By the way there aren`t any ladies in a strip club either, only skanks who will puncture your scalp with a stiletto heel if you don`t tip them excessively.

Most strippers aren`t even attractive, although Carolynn Wright is an exception; she is one of the most beautiful women in the state of South Carolina.

Check out this photograph of the gorgeous Ms. Wright:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/stiletto-attack-guilty-plea-908734

Photo Credit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

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