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Published:March 29th, 2015 19:35 EST
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UFO Nuts Now Have Their Own Dating Web Site

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The Amazing Kreskin, world-renowned mentalist, has launched a dating website where people who believe in in UFOs, aliens, ghosts, and any other supernatural topic can find like minded people"

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The Amazing Kreskin may be a mental case, but he`s providing a valuable service for single people searching for love online. Hopefully all the kooks will gravitate to his Supernatural Dating Society, and stay away from dating sites for normal people. 

 

There is nothing worse than discovering that your date is a UFO enthusiast. Like all true believers it doesn`t take long for UFO nuts to babble about their obsession.

 

If your date asks if you`ve experienced a close encounter of the third kind, or if you have ever been anally-probed, don`t get your hopes up, she`s not a sexual freak, but a UFO true believer. 

 

The dating game is a minefield populated by scammers, gold-diggers and assorted riff-raff, if we can at least sift out UFO morons that`s a good thing -- a very good thing. Thanks Mr. Kreskin! 

 

 

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