April 1st, 2015 11:18 EST
Epic Fight in Kentucky Involving a Bra and a Ceramic Chicken
"Police say they arrested a 31 year old Lexington woman after she strangled a stranger with her bra.
Patricia Leece survived the bizarre attack but the 61 year old says it will take a long time to recover. Her face is bruised and scratched, her arms are scraped and she is missing patches of hair.
Leece says she opened the door to her home on Harrogate Road because she thought it was her granddaughter.
Instead, she tells WKYT that the woman standing there was Ashley Sies. Leece says the 31 year old pushed her way inside and wrapped her bra around her neck."
Leece did what any Kentucky woman would have done when a stranger is strangling her with a bra, she picked up a ceramic chicken (almost impossible to find a Kentucky home without a ceramic chicken), and bashed the intruder`s head with the chicken until she knocked her out.
She then called 911, and I assure you that the operator didn`t think it was a prank call. A 911 emergency in Kentucky involving a bra and a ceramic chicken is as common as an emergency in Detroit involving a Molotov cocktail and a gun.
The intruder was taken to a hospital; according to police she had consumed an unknown narcotic. Let`s review the facts: A fight in Kentucky involving a bra and a ceramic chicken, the unknown narcotic has to be meth.
The intruder was charged with first degree burglary and was ordered held in lieu of $10,000 bond. Anybody surprised a meth head doesn`t have money for bail?