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Published:April 7th, 2015 12:52 EST

Stoner Accused of Pointing Laser At Drivers Had Marijuana in Rectum

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A man accused of pointing a laser at drivers in Volusia County was later found with marijuana in his rectum, according to police.


Jesse Roepcke, 27, was arrested in Ormond Beach on Sunday on charges of pointing a laser at a driver or pilot, possession or use of narcotic paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and smuggling contraband into a prison."

Click Orlando

There are folks who use recreational marijuana responsibly, and then there are stoners who have really gone to pot. Roepcke belongs in the latter category, as well as the Dumb Criminals Hall of Shame.

This lazy bastard`s girlfriend drove him around the city while he while he pointed his laser at drivers. Roepcke told the arresting officer that he was just having fun. The loser couldn`t come up with the bail money, hope he has fun in jail for the next few months.

Roepcke should be forced to film an anti-drug commercial, depicting him with his drawers down to his ankles, and a close-up of his butt with the caption: This is your brain on drugs.

Roepcke should have hidden a tube of Vaseline in his rectum, jailbirds love to sodomize morons.

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