"Hollywood residents have yet another parking regulation to worry about thanks to a local street artist, who bolted several signs around the area that read: No Kardashian Parking Any Time."
The artist Plastic Jesus tells The Hollywood Reporter he posted seven signs in total, including a few on Melrose Avenue and another on Robertson Boulevard near the famous Ivy restaurant."
The Kardashians attract paparazzi like a pile of hot steaming dog poop attracts flies and mosquitos. If I lived in Hollywood I would petition City Hall to ban the Kardashians from parking anywhere within the city.
I would go postal if I were stuck in a traffic jam because Kim Kardashian parked in front of a boutique to buy another form-fitting mini dress that highlighted her grotesquely huge butt.
The artist Plastic Jesus is a genius, his artwork mocks celebrities and the idiots who worship them. The Kardashian/Jenner clan is toxic from matriarch Kris Jenner who manages/exploits her daughters for a living to the emasculated patriarch (soon to be matriarch) Bruce Jenner who seems to be befuddled by the insanity gripping his reality TV family to the Kardashian daughters who are totally bereft of talent but chock full of chutzpah.
I hope that for his next stunt Plastic Jesus dresses like the Orkin man and sprays the Kardashian/Jenner demon-possessed monsters with deadly bug spray.
It may be highly unpleasant for anyone within a mile radius, but it`s not breaking news when one of the Kardashian sisters farts. The success of the Kardashians is an indictment of our society, and the only way we can make amends is by burning them alive in a bonfire.
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