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Published:April 16th, 2015 10:37 EST

Surgeons Treat Man's 'Candy Crush Thumb': Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"According to the medical journal JAMA, a 29-year-old man ruptured a tendon in his thumb after weeks of playing Candy Crush.


The man told doctors he played the mobile puzzle video game on his phone all day for 6 to 8 weeks. The man had to go into surgery to fix the problem."


Every day, without fail, I receive dozens of invitations to play Candy Crush while I`m on Facebook. All of these clueless persons who interrupt my scholarly research on Facebook are females; in fact I have never met a man who admits to playing Candy Crush. This candy as*, who hasn`t been identified, should have his man card revoked.

This sorry excuse for a man would be well-advised to tell his buddies he ruptured the tendon in his thumb playing Grand Theft Auto.

The wimp was diagnosed with "Candy Crush Thumb "; I`d rather be diagnosed with having a micro penis.

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