"A group of sex workers at Dennis Hof`s Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada, where the business is legal, have endorsed Hillary Clinton for president, according to the group`s website, Twitter and Facebook pages.
The website cites numerous accomplishments by Clinton, saying: As Secretary Of State, Hillary Clinton gained invaluable experience negotiating with foreign leaders, and the Bunnies can definitely relate to negotiating through a language barrier."
Politicians love pressing the flesh, and it`s safe to assume that Bill Clinton will make a campaign stop at the Bunny Ranch to personally thank the sex workers affectionately known as "Hookers for Hillary."
If Hillary wins the presidency Slick Willy will spend most of his free time at the Bunny Ranch, instead of Camp David or any other presidential retreat.
It doesn`t take a rocket scientist, a psychologist or a political analyst to deduce that Hillary is a lesbian, and I guarantee that she will make a clandestine visit to the Bunny Ranch to profusely thank her supporters.
Earlier this month, Democratic Sen. Harry Reid received an endorsement from a whorehouse in Pahrump, Nevada, called Sheri`s Ranch. I don`t understand why brothels are endorsing Democrats; don`t the pimps/owners know there`s a bipartisan support for beautiful women?
In summing up let me say that the prostitutes at the Bunny Ranch are used to getting screwed, so they shouldn`t express any regret if Hillary wins and the whole country ends up getting screwed.
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