April 19th, 2015 09:35 EST
It's Raining Earthworms in Norway! Rapture is Near!
"Karstein Erstad was skiing in the mountains Sunday outside of the coastal city of Bergen in western Norway when he chanced upon thousands of earthworms on top of the snow. The biology teacher though they were dead but when he picked some up, they appeared to be alive. At first he thought that the earthworms might`ve crawled from the ground underneath through the snow. After some thought, he rejected his own idea because snow can be as thick as three feet in some parts so the earthworms would have frozen before they got out into the open.
After Erstad`s discovery made it to the national news, reports came in saying earthworms were also reported raining down in Suldal and Lindas, near Bergen, and as far away as on the other side of the country on the Swedish border in the town of Femunden."
I`ve hear of it raining cats and dogs, and as a disco fan I`m also familiar with it raining men, but when it rains earthworms, you know there`s something rotten in Denmark, or Norway.
Hillary will soon be the next president of the United States, and it`s raining earthworms in Norway, the End is Near: Beam me up Scottie!
The biology professor didn`t actually witness the earthworms falling down from the heavens, and there`s no video chronicling this phenomenon, maybe it`s just a prank. After all, what`s there to do in any Scandinavian country but contemplate suicide or prank the general public?