April 22nd, 2015 15:27 EST
Colorado Dude Reports a UFO Sighting!
"A Colorado witness at Loveland described an unusual radiant light source moving above the foothills of the Rocky Mountains that could not be identified, according to testimony in Case 64781 from the Mutual UFO Network (MUFON) witness reporting database.
The witness was at home shaving in an upstairs bathroom at 9:12 p.m. on March 10, 2015, when he opened a window and noticed a bright, steady, unchanging, radiant source of white light in close proximity to the tops of the initial foothills west of his location."
A report of a flying saucer from a community called Loveland , in the state of Colorado should be taken with a grain of salt.
The witness reported that the object seemed to change from a steady glow to random flickering; the pothead/UFO enthusiast was probably staring at his joint.
Loveland is probably a hippie commune where an 8-foot tall extraterrestrial being wearing a cowboy hat and stiletto heels wouldn`t be the biggest freak.
Dude, if you live in Colorado and you think you saw a UFO, please don`t bother alerting the authorities, go back to smoking your weed, eating Doritos and watching the Brady Bunch marathon.