May 9th, 2015 09:54 EST
Granny Finds Cocaine in Granola Bar Wrapper
"A local grandma got a big surprise in her package of granola bars recently.
The woman found a little baggie in the bottom of the wrapper and it turns out it was filled with cocaine.
San Antonio police have been investigating the case since March, but still haven`t figured out how the drugs got in the package."
Cynthia Rodriguez figured something was rotten in Denmark when she discovered the little bag of cocaine inside the package of her Nature Valley Oats `n Honey crunchy granola bar, so she called the cops.
This granny is more street smart than me; I would have thought it was a silica gel packet used to preserve food items.
A granola bar is the perfect hiding place for cocaine, everybody knows a health nut ain`t gonna be tweaking.
Dang, maybe I should start eating granola bars!