May 12th, 2015 09:32 EST
Cops Nab Beautiful Teen Angel for Shoplifting: Handcuffs, Erection Cream, Thongs, Bra
"This week`s most embarrassing shoplifting arrest comes from South Carolina, where police yesterday nabbed an 18-year-old woman for stealing Rock Hard erection cream, handcuffs, and Deep Throat desensitizing spray from a mall store.
Karla Farmer first swiped the cream and spray from the love unit of a Spencer`s store, according to a police report. After exiting the business, she returned a few minutes later to nick the handcuffs, investigators allege."
The Smoking Gun
When the cops searched Farmer`s purse they also discovered a bra and thongs stolen from Victoria`s Secret.
I bet every horny redneck in South Carolina is online trying to find Karla`s Facebook page so they can attempt to hook up with this charming Southern belle.
Gentlemen appreciate a considerate lady who comes fully prepared for a gang bang; I bet she never has a problem finding a date on Saturday night.
There is no truth to the rumor that dear sweet Karla was getting ready for a date with Bill Clinton.
Karla deserves a good spanking, and being a scholar and gentleman, I volunteer to administer the punishment.
One more thing, take a look at Karla`s mug shot, does she look like an innocent angel, or what?