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Published:May 12th, 2015 10:32 EST

Cops Nab Beautiful Teen Angel for Shoplifting: Handcuffs, Erection Cream, Thongs, Bra

By Robert Paul Reyes

"This week`s most embarrassing shoplifting arrest comes from South Carolina, where police yesterday nabbed an 18-year-old woman for stealing Rock Hard erection cream, handcuffs, and Deep Throat desensitizing spray from a mall store.


Karla Farmer first swiped the cream and spray from the love unit of a Spencer`s store, according to a police report. After exiting the business, she returned a few minutes later to nick the handcuffs, investigators allege."

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When the cops searched Farmer`s purse they also discovered a bra and thongs stolen from Victoria`s Secret.

I bet every horny redneck in South Carolina is online trying to find Karla`s Facebook page so they can attempt to hook up with this charming Southern belle.

Gentlemen appreciate a considerate lady who comes fully prepared for a gang bang; I bet she never has a problem finding a date on Saturday night.  

There is no truth to the rumor that dear sweet Karla was getting ready for a date with Bill Clinton.

Karla deserves a good spanking, and being a scholar and gentleman, I volunteer to administer the punishment.

One more thing, take a look at Karla`s mug shot, does she look like an innocent angel, or what?

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