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Published:May 13th, 2015 09:30 EST
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Sweden Aims to Scare off Russian Subs with Gay Sailor Sign

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Swedish peace group has introduced an innovative way to keep Russian submarines out of Swedish waters: A neon sign featuring a dancing gay sailor.

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The Swedish Peace and Arbitration Society said `The Singing Sailor Underwater Defense System,` a response to numerous reports of Russian submarines being spotted in Swedish areas of the Baltic Sea during the past year, features the neon image of a shirtless sailor gyrating his hips while  `this way if you are gay` is transmitted through the water in Morse Code."

UPI

Under President Putin the Russian Federation has adopted an aggressive military posture and an anti-gay tone.

Russian submarines have been spotted in Swedish areas of the Baltic Sea during the past year, why a military superpower would needlessly antagonize the peaceful nation of Sweden is beyond comprehension.

Swedes are so outraged that some are even demanding that their government spend hundreds of millions in military defense, but that`s anathema to most Swedes who cherish their country`s historically neutral stance.  

A Swedish peace group has a better plan to keep the Russians at bay: The Singing Sailor Underwater Defense System:

A neon sign featuring a shirtless thong-clad gay sailor gyrating his buns while "this way if you`re gay" is transmitted through the water in Morse Code.

The homophobic Russian sailors, would wet their panties, and sashay the hell out of Swedish waters.

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http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/05/12/Swedish-group-aims-to-scare-off-Russian-subs-with-gay-sailor-sign/4331431457195/?spt=sec&or=on

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