May 23rd, 2015 14:44 EST
Boy, 11, Graduated from College With Three Degrees! Big Deal, It Was a Community College!
"An 11-year-old Sacramento boy is now a college graduate.
Tanishq Abraham graduated from American River College in Sacramento on Wednesday night with associate degrees in math and physical sciences, general science and foreign language studies.
`I like to learn,` he told FOX40 following the graduation ceremony. `So I just followed my passion of learning, and that`s how I ended up here.` "
When I was eleven, like any normal kid, I was riding my bike instead of doing my homework, and I became a normal productive member of society. God only knows what kind of freak Abraham will grow up to be: A terrorist, serial killer?
What`s the big deal? An associate degree from a community college and three bucks won`t even get you a cup of coffee at Starbucks, or a job as a barista.
Abraham wants to attend Stanford, and become a doctor, medical researcher and President of the United States.
Abraham might become a doctor or even President of the United States, but I bet the nerd will never find the boldness to ask a girl out on a date.