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Published:May 29th, 2015 10:15 EST
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Man Named 'Bacon' Arrested in Fight Over Sausage

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A New Jersey man named Bacon is being accused of assault after getting into a beef over a piece of sausage.

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Police in Madison, New Jersey, arrested Thomas Bacon, 19, on May 12 after he allegedly attacked another person in his home for eating a piece of sausage, NJ.com reports."

Huffington Post

Evidently Thomas Bacon doesn`t bring home the bacon; the residents of his home are so poor that they fight over a piece of sausage.

They aren`t going to fry Bacon over an assault, but he will likely do time in jail. But I`m guessing that this low-life is comfortable behind bars, and will enjoy playing games like "hide the sausage. "

Moral of this story: Don`t be a pig; share the last piece of sausage!

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/27/thomas-bacon-sausage_n_7452934.html

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