May 29th, 2015 10:15 EST
Man Named 'Bacon' Arrested in Fight Over Sausage
"A New Jersey man named Bacon is being accused of assault after getting into a beef over a piece of sausage.
Police in Madison, New Jersey, arrested Thomas Bacon, 19, on May 12 after he allegedly attacked another person in his home for eating a piece of sausage, NJ.com reports."
Evidently Thomas Bacon doesn`t bring home the bacon; the residents of his home are so poor that they fight over a piece of sausage.
They aren`t going to fry Bacon over an assault, but he will likely do time in jail. But I`m guessing that this low-life is comfortable behind bars, and will enjoy playing games like "hide the sausage. "
Moral of this story: Don`t be a pig; share the last piece of sausage!