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Published:June 5th, 2015 09:15 EST
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Corpulent Chris Christie Looks Comical Playing Softball: Video! Crazy Stuff!

By Robert Paul Reyes

Gov. Chris Christie participates in the True Blue Celebrity Softball game to honor slain NYPD officers Brian Moore, Rafael Ramos and Wenjian Liu on June 3, 2015 at the Bronx. (Video by Aristide Economopoulos | NJ Advance Media for NJ.com)

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The corpulent governor looks like a fish out of water playing softball; he would be more at home entertaining the crowd with Shamu the Killer Whale at Marine World.

Christie didn`t look like Babe Ruth at the plate; he looked like an elephant that just devoured the Babe.

Christie`s softball uniform was stretched to its physical limits, his jock strap was probably screaming in pain.

This incident proves that Christie isn`t ready for prime time; he`s simply not presidential material. I`m not alluding just to the undeniable fact that Christie is a fat pig; he didn`t have enough discernment to realize that dressing in a softball uniform would make him look ridiculous.

At least it was for a good cause, proceeds from the event benefit the Silver Shield Foundation and the PBA Widows` & Children`s Fund.

Photo Credit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page 

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