June 6th, 2015 10:51 EST
Heroes Trap Flasher; Tip Over Porta-potty
"A homeless man was trapped in a portable toilet on Thursday morning after other homeless people became angry when they saw him masturbating inside the toilet with the door open.
Police arrived on the scene under the Hawthorne Bridge and discovered the tipped over porta-potty lying on the door, with a man trapped inside. They pushed it over to its other side and the he was freed."
God bless the homeless persons who exacted instant justice on this pervert, I just hope it was hours before the cops freed the scumbag.
The police decided not to charge the human excrement with a crime.
The Good Samaritans responsible for tipping over the porta-potty weren`t located; they deserve commendations from the Mayor of Portland.