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Published:June 8th, 2015 10:09 EST

Drunken Dude Clad Only in Underwear Breaks Into Home

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Greenwood man was arrested for allegedly entering into someone`s house, intoxicated, and only in his boxer shorts.


A Greenwood resident called police to his home just before 3:15 a.m., Sunday, after waking up while sleeping on his couch to a man standing in his living room, in nothing but his underwear, eating his chips."

ABC News

Andrew Wozniak, 19, was charged with illegal consumption, residential entry, disorderly conduct and intimidation. I wonder was the charged of "illegal consumption" for being drunk or for consuming the homeowner`s chips.

The intruder walked away from house he broke into, and was captured by the police walking down a nearby street, still clad in his tighty whities. I sleep with a shotgun under my bed, had this moron broken into my home he`d be eating dirt right now, instead of chips.

Let`s hope this wretched excuse for a human being spends a few days in jail, and months in rehab.

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