June 8th, 2015 10:44 EST
Loser Calls 911 to Brag About Muscles, Hits on Dispatcher
"A man was arrested after he allegedly hit on a 911 dispatcher and told her about his big muscles, authorities said.
Eduardo Raoul Garcia, 44, was camping in his tent at Lake Griffin State Park Wednesday night when he called 911 to report a harassing phone call he received, police said. While on the phone he told the female dispatcher he had big muscles and asked if she was single, an arrest affidavit said.
Police said Garcia called back twice and asked if the dispatcher was single."
The police located the suspect in the state park, drunk as a skunk, he told the arresting officer he wanted to head butt and kill him.
It`s ironic that a man who calls 911 to complain about a harassing phone call ends up being arrested for harassing the 911 operator.
If a dude hits on a 911 dispatcher he`s either a big loser or a big drunk, looks like Eduardo is a drunken loser.
This fine specimen of a man was charged with battery on a law enforcement office and misuse of the 911 system.
The only ones admiring his muscles will be prisoners ordering him to take off his drawers, and bend over and touch his toes.