June 10th, 2015 13:27 EST
UFOs Spotted Over Loch Ness! Tomfoolery Run Amuck!
"As if having a monster on the doorstep wasn`t enough, a tourist visiting Loch Ness claims he has photographic evidence of two UFOs flying over the famous lake.
Alan Betts was on holiday with his wife Anna and her parents, when the group captured the image, seen above, of two mysterious disc-shaped objects flying over the famous freshwater loch in the Scottish Highlands. "
A photograph depicting two UFOs flying over the lake that`s home to the Loch Ness monster -- this is tomfoolery run amuck. That`s like a paparazzo snapping a photo of a topless Miley Cyrus twerking next to a bottomless Nicki Minaj, or a hillbilly taking a pic of Bigfoot engaged in an epic battle with the Chupacabra, or a tourist taking a pic of a thong-clad Oprah Winfrey suntanning on a beach next to a string-bikini clad Rosie O`Donnell.
Dude, you are really pushing it, two flying saucers hovering over the famous lake where Nessie lurks? Well at least you restrained yourself from including a rubber monster meant to represent the Loch Ness Monster in your image.
There is no Loch Ness Monster swimming in a lake in Scotland, no Bigfoot hiking in the forests of the Pacific Northwest, no Chupacabra eating children in Mexico, and no freaking UFO`s flying anywhere over our little blue planet.
Just say no to UFO tomfoolery!
Pic of UFO spotted hovering over Nessie`s home: