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Published:June 15th, 2015 11:49 EST

Hillary Clinton Releases Campaign Playlist! What No Songs by 'Indigo Girls'?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"During her campaign kick-off rally Saturday, Hillary Clinton quipped that if elected she would be the "youngest woman` ever elected to the presidency.


That same day, her campaign continued its efforts to reach out to younger voters by releasing its official Spotify playlist " complete with songs almost entirely from the 2000s."


In a bid to appear youthful and relevant Hillary`s handlers chose hit songs from the 2000s, but young people live in the moment and with the exception of Happy " by Pharrell and Roar " by Katy Williams they aren`t familiar with songs from her playlist.

This playlist is as fake as Hillary`s Southern accent; I doubt she listens to any of these songs. Hillary`s speed is more like Don`t Stop Thinking about Tomorrow ", a hit song that was used by presidential candidate Bill Clinton as the theme for his first campaign.

I`m guessing that Hillary`s playlist on her private Smartphone includes the entire catalog of lesbian folk heroes Indigo Girls and maybe some Tracy Chapman.

Hillary Clinton is a fossil, and she should be buried instead of being hailed as a feminist hero. She only succeeds in making herself look older than dirt by releasing her official Spotify Campaign Playlist.

Hillary`s Boring Official Spotify Playlist:

Believer by American Authors

The Fighter by Gym Class Heroes

Roar by Katy Perry

Break Free by Arianda Grande and Zedd

Stronger by Kelly Clarkson

Best Day Of My Life by American Authors

Happy by Pharrell Williams

Let`s Get Loud by Jennifer Lopez

Pumpin Blood by NONONO

Wake Up Everybody by John Legend and the Roots

Brave by Sara Bareilles

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