June 15th, 2015 11:49 EST
Hillary Clinton Releases Campaign Playlist! What No Songs by 'Indigo Girls'?
"During her campaign kick-off rally Saturday, Hillary Clinton quipped that if elected she would be the "youngest woman` ever elected to the presidency.
That same day, her campaign continued its efforts to reach out to younger voters by releasing its official Spotify playlist " complete with songs almost entirely from the 2000s."
In a bid to appear youthful and relevant Hillary`s handlers chose hit songs from the 2000s, but young people live in the moment and with the exception of Happy " by Pharrell and Roar " by Katy Williams they aren`t familiar with songs from her playlist.
This playlist is as fake as Hillary`s Southern accent; I doubt she listens to any of these songs. Hillary`s speed is more like Don`t Stop Thinking about Tomorrow ", a hit song that was used by presidential candidate Bill Clinton as the theme for his first campaign.
I`m guessing that Hillary`s playlist on her private Smartphone includes the entire catalog of lesbian folk heroes Indigo Girls and maybe some Tracy Chapman.
Hillary Clinton is a fossil, and she should be buried instead of being hailed as a feminist hero. She only succeeds in making herself look older than dirt by releasing her official Spotify Campaign Playlist.
Hillary`s Boring Official Spotify Playlist:
Believer by American Authors
The Fighter by Gym Class Heroes
Roar by Katy Perry
Break Free by Arianda Grande and Zedd
Stronger by Kelly Clarkson
Best Day Of My Life by American Authors
Happy by Pharrell Williams
Let`s Get Loud by Jennifer Lopez
Pumpin Blood by NONONO
Wake Up Everybody by John Legend and the Roots
Brave by Sara Bareilles