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Published:June 17th, 2015 17:21 EST
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Donald Trump Running for President: Late-night Comics, Bloggers, Pundits Salivating! Video!

By Robert Paul Reyes

Donald Trump the real estate mogul, TV reality show star, and implacable enemy of Rosie O`Donnell has announced that he is running for the Republican nomination for President of the United States.

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Trump is supremely qualified to run for president: He has the name recognition of a rock star, a bigger ego than LeBron, and he`s richer than God. Big mouth, big hair, big bank accounts, he`s the quintessential Republican candidate!

The Donald may be a racist blowhard, but comics, pundits, and bloggers welcome his entry into the crowded Republican field.

Everything about Trump is over-the-top, from his Mother of all Combovers, to his epic feuds with celebrities, to his apartment buildings and hotels that bear his name.

With buffoons like Dr. Ben Carson, Canadian born Senator Ted Cruz, and corpulent Chris Christie already declared candidates for the Republican nomination for President, it`s not like we were desperately in need of comic relief, but it`s good to see a genuine clown enter the race.

Obama eventually released his birth certificate, but pray tell where`s the certificate for Trump`s wispy toupee? Was it manufactured in China, Indonesia or Satan`s workshop? See what I mean, Trump will supply ample fodder for bloggers, late-night comics and pundits for the new few months.

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