June 22nd, 2015 10:26 EST
Chinese Girl Texts While Walking, Gets Stuck in Drain
"A SKINNY Chinese teenager was left stuck after her entire leg got wedged in a storm drain.
The unnamed teenager had been walking down a street in Mianyang City, in southwest China while using her mobile phone to text a friend.
Unfortunately she wasn`t looking where she was going, and when she stepped on a drain her legs went straight through the grill leaving her wedged.
Onlookers tried to help, but after realising that she was completely stuck, called emergency services who arrived and freed her after a 45 minute ordeal."
If this happened to a teen girl in America, Lifetime would produce a bio pic framing it as an epic adventure about a young woman`s struggle to overcome technology and the traps laid by men to achieve success.
Unfortunately, this stupid girl lives in China, and she will probably be sent to a re-education camp for a couple of weeks to learn proper cell phone etiquette.
The hapless Chinese girl covered her face up with her hands when people were gathered around, an American girl would have flashed an Illuminati sign and grinned like a freaking idiot.
Moral of this story: I don`t care if you live in America or China; the apocalypse is right around the corner.