"A GOLFER has been captured scoring a hole-in-one with his head - by getting it stuck in a bin.
Self-employed Dave Sayer was taking part in a 24-hour charity golf tournament at Wolstanton Golf Club earlier this month when the effects of alcohol led him to attempt the stunt.
A YouTube clip recorded by a friend shows the brightly-dressed father-of-two with his head locked in place and surrounded by crowds of laughing amused friends and relatives."
After a horrible round of golf this bloody fool attempted to throw his golf clubs in a trash bin, but they wouldn`t fit so he decided to put his head in the bin.
Unfortunately, this bloody wanker wasn`t Tiger Woods, if anybody should throw away his golf clubs and stick his head in a garbage bin; it`s the former world`s number one player. Woods is a discredit to his race, an embarrassment to the game of golf, and blight upon humankind.
When you`re on a golf course you have a special dispensation to dress like a clown, but this wanker was a spectacle even for a golfer.
I hope this moron gets run over by a golf cart if he dares show up on a golf course again.
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