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Published:June 27th, 2015 11:41 EST
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Japanese Women Fall in Love With Studly Gorilla: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

 

"Officials at a Japanese zoo said a gorilla branded "too handsome` online is proving popular with the country`s human ladies.

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Shabani, an 18-year-old gorilla at the Higashiyama Zoo and Botanical Gardens in Nagoya, has proven popular with Twitter users and zoo visitors who have dubbed him too handsome and ikemen, a good-looking man.

Zoo officials said young women hoping to get into the good graces of the gorilla with the chiseled features and brooding poses might be disappointed to learn he has two wives of his own species, Ai and Nene.

The gorilla is also said to be a doting and protective father for offspring Kiyomasi and Annie."

UPI

Modern man has been so emasculated and feminized -- it`s no wonder Japanese women have fallen in love with a handsome gorilla who isn`t afraid to project manly strength.

This manly gorilla has two wives, and he loves his children to death. Dudes you can be a real macho man, and a good father who spends time with his children.

Dudes get with the program: Get rid of your man purse, throw away the quiche in your fridge, and tell your wife or girlfriend that you don`t want to watch a Lifetime movie with her.

Grow some balls, exude some machismo, and you will be fighting off the chicks. (even if you look like a gorilla.)

Word to the wise  ...

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