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Published:June 30th, 2015 13:21 EST
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Chris Christie Running for President! GOP Clown Car Has Reached Overcapacity!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Gov. Chris Christie is about to find out whether the tough-talking style that`s so popular at home in New Jersey will resonate on the presidential campaign trail.

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Christie announced Tuesday he is running for the Republican presidential nomination in 2016. Speaking at his alma mater, Livingston High School, in Livingston, New Jersey, Christie said `he is now ready to fight for the people of the United States of America.`

Christie is the 14th major contender seeking the GOP nomination. "

CNN

A clown car is a prop in a circus clown routine. A common example of such a routine involves an implausibly large number of clowns emerging from a very small car, to humorous effect.

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The Republican clown car capacity has now officially reached overcapacity; I don`t think you can cram another GOP pretender without stretching the limits of farce.

But then again all these clowns are lightweights, so there might be room for one or more presidential hopefuls.

Sarah Palin please hop on the bandwagon, there`s room for you, and there`s even room for Bristol Palin`s bastard children in the trunk.

Even a conservative diehard isn`t going to mistake Christie`s bluster and blubber for gravitas, like the rest of the Republican field he`s nothing but hot air.

I imagine the presidential candidates will take turns at the wheel, when it`s Trump`s turn to drive he will head south, aiming to run over Mexican immigrants crossing the border.  

Let`s just pray and hope that this clown car doesn`t end up in the White House, that`s when this farce would turn into a tragedy.

But I don`t think we have to worry, with Republicans` aversion for making left turns, this GOP clown car will end up in a ditch before it ever reaches 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

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http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/30/politics/chris-christie-2016-presidential-campaign/

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