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Published:June 30th, 2015 13:49 EST

Viral Video: Dude Tries to Cut Watermelon With Sword

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A British Columbia man who decided to use this sword to cut through a watermelon managed to shatter a glass table and leave the melon intact.


The video, posted to YouTube by Kirstin C., shows the man, identified in the video`s title as Ali, holding the sword outside his Vancouver home and preparing to slice through the watermelon, which is on a glass patio table."


There`s more than one way to skin a cat, and there`s more than one way to cut a watermelon, but this wanker has demonstrated that using a sword to slice a watermelon is an epic fail.

This video begs the question: Why is anybody eating a watermelon in Canada? That dude probably demolished the last watermelon in the frigid land where there`s always snow on the ground and the sun rarely makes an appearance.

Dude stick to cutting popsicles!

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