July 18th, 2015 09:20 EST
Squirrel Gets Drunk, Trashes Snooty British Bar
"A drunk squirrel has caused hundreds of pounds of damage at a private members` club.
The secretary of Honeybourne Railway Club said he originally thought someone had broken into the premises, near Evesham in Worcestershire.
The floor was covered in beer and glasses and bottles smashed, Sam Boulter said.
Mr Boulter, 62, said he then saw a squirrel staggering around after coming out from behind a box of crisps."
When a snooty members` only drinking establishment is trashed, you expect the culprits to be blue collar blokes upset at the bloody bar`s restrictive policies.
But it wasn`t a gang of rowdy hooligans who trashed the Honeybourne Railway Club; it was just one -- a squirrel.
The smart squirrel managed to turn on the bar`s tap, the little burglar had a smashing good time.
The secretary of the club managed to catch the squirrel (how difficult can it be to catch a drunk squirrel), and he tossed him out a window.