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Published:July 25th, 2015 07:58 EST
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Serial Pooper Targeting Holes of Golf Course! Tiger Woods?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The groundskeeper of a Norwegian golf course said a mystery pooper targeting course holes must be a man because the poos are too massive to be from a woman.

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Kenneth Tennfjord, groundskeeper at the Stavanger Golf Club, said he has been finding human feces and toilet paper in course holes since 2005."

UPI

I don`t agree that the stinky culprit must be a woman because the poos are too massive; if a woman stuffs her face with food what comes out of her other end isn`t going to be a tiny pile of poo that smells like potpourri.

But the suspect is probably a man, because if a dude took a crap on golf course I doubt he would bring toilet paper.

I`m guessing the serial pooper is a crappy golf course envious of his fellow golfers who have no problem guiding the golf ball into the hole. He figures "I`ll show them" by taking a dump in the holes.

Does Tiger Woods take vacations in Norway?

Read More:

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/07/24/Mystery-pooper-targeting-holes-of-Norwegian-golf-course/2881437763634/?spt=sec&or=on

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