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Published:August 7th, 2015 09:31 EST
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Motorist Brought Sheep Along for McDonald's Run

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A British motorist pulled over for driving with bald tires told police the sheep in the back of his car was just along for the ride to McDonald`s. "

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All I can say is: Ewe, this is a disgusting story.

This British twit must have a death wish, he was driving a car with tires that were completely bald, they were smoother than a baby`s butt,  he was one his way to eat the unhealthy and stroke-inducing food at McDonald`s, and to top it all off, a sheep was riding shotgun.

This wanker is truly in need of help, he needs a good job so he can afford new tires, a wife or girlfriend to cook for him so he won`t dine at fast food joints, and a psychiatrist to deal with his penchant for driving with a sheep in his car.

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