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Published:August 11th, 2015 14:35 EST

Viral Video: Fish Bites Man's Nipple

By Robert Paul Reyes

"This video, posted to YouTube by Boater`s Outlet, features Boater`s Outlet employee Wyatt Green pointing his camera at himself in the water at Lake Powell last week while sunfish swim around him.


The video goes into slow motion as one of the fish locks its eyes on Green`s chest and jumps out of the water to latch onto the man`s nipple."


There are many dangers lurking in the deep: Piranhas, sharks, and stingrays, and one must always be on guard.

But this wanker imagined he was safe with seemingly harmless sunfish swimming all around him, but suddenly one of the tiny fish jumped out of the water, and locked onto his nipple.

Almost simultaneously Green wet his drawers, swatted away the fish, and grabbed his injured chest.

Moral of this story: Even fish don`t like wankers who video themselves.

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