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Published:August 30th, 2015 11:25 EST

Moron Bitten While Taking Selfie With Rattlesnake: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A California man could lose his hand after being bitten by a rattlesnake he was holding and taking pictures with, family members said Thursday.


Alex Gomez found the 4-foot long snake behind his home on Monday and decided to pick it up. The 36-year-old could be seen holding the snake and even wrapping it around his neck in photographs provided to KTLA."


If I were God I would smite with a thunderbolt every narcissist fool who snaps a selfie, and I would administer the most horrible punishment to a wanker who takes a selfie with a rattlesnake.

Alex Gomez is the laughingstock of Lake Elsinore, and because this story has gone viral online he`s pretty much an object of ridicule all over the world.

Mothers don`t let your boys grow up to be selfie-taking morons!

Moral of this story:

Let sleeping dogs lie, and for God`s sake don`t pick up a rattlesnake

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